Riding in the Yellow Submarine

ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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thatamandagurrl:

to-the-tardis-sterek:

i am physically incapable of not reblogging this

This makes me happy every time I see it.

silverdreaming:

Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

reinedeboheme:

blicky417:

Now HE is a role-model

A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

calumpayne:

bitch be grateful

calumpayne:

bitch be grateful

kinkydonuts:

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy

shadowlink-:

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY 

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

thebionicdoll:

when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

that turned out way better than i expected

afternoonsnoozebutton:

that turned out way better than i expected